Jelly Quiggle

(set: $rng to (random:1,4)) (set: $adj to (either:"interesting","dubious","amazing","stupendous","immaculate","odd","magnificent","outstanding","troubling","colourful","sad excuse for","fascinating","ugly","disorganized","sloppy","disheveled","disordered","raunchy","slovenly","unfastidious","unkempt","untidy","careless","chaotic","confusing","neat","sleek","snug","well-groomed","unnerving","chilling","alarming","disturbing","unusual","lovely","beautiful","delightful","exotic","suspicious","compelling","curious","refreshing","homely","repellent","dull","disenchanting","plain","simple","unassuming","modest")) (set: $yes to (either:"yes","ahh","eureka","great scott","great googly moogly","of course","eh?","yee-haw","yes yes yes", "of course! how could I have been so blind","good god","goodness gracious","zetus lapetus", "zoinks","jinkies","bingo bongo","D'oh","boo-yah","whoomp there it is", )) (set: $quip to (either:"why are you using a div tag there?","hmm, that's not how css works...","that code shouldn't work... but yet you seemed to make it work","you can't just use display:flex; for everything you know...","is that an iframe? geesh","you know, javascript would have made that a lot easier","oh wow, is this a cascading style sheet?","well, I can only assume how your bedroom looks based on the organization of this script...","...missing a DOCTYPE... no that's fine, it's probably HTML...","nice ALT text...","you coded this website? Are you sure you didn't 'borrow' this code?","you don't have to style in the HTML you know...","hmm, missing a closing tag there...","ahh yes, everybody uses .webP files...","holy- what year is it?","hmm... actually not too bad","I don't think that's how php scripts are supposed to work...","oh you must know what you're doing... you're using camel case for HTML...","Do you even know what HTML stands for?","You must use Notepad for your code editor...","It's rude to link to images not on your own site you know...","That's one way to make site navigation","I'm impressed you even made this site function..","sure... let's use a horizontal rule there","welp... I'll give you creativity points...","interesting code.. not how I would've done it.." )) (go-to:(either:"shrine","write","about"))

(if:visits >= 2)[I know it seems like I don't know what your site needs, but I promise I do!] (if:visits >= 3)[Hmm, you're a tough one...] (if:visits >= 4)[I'm sure I can figure this out...] [(text-style:"expand")[$name]] Let me take a quick look at your site's source code... (text-style:"italic")[$quip.] <img src="https://jellyworld.neocities.org/images/neohtml/quiggle_jelly_right.gif" alt="hmm!"> After looking at your //$adj// HTML and CSS... (text-style:"bold","shudder")[$yes! ] <img src="https://jellyworld.neocities.org/images/neohtml/quiggle_jelly_happy.gif" alt="woo!"> (set: $type to (either:"poem","story","haiku","well-researched article","love letter")) You should write a (text-style:"bold","underline")[$type!] (set: $topic to (either:"your first love","your favorite book","your favorite tv show","your favorite movie","your favorite artist","your favorite place to eat","your favorite candy bar","your favorite game","your favorite food","your favorite candy", "your favorite music group","your favorite musician","your favorite type of architecture","your favorite type of drink","your favorite place to travel","your favorite animal","Your favorite sports team","your favorite childhood memory","your fashion favorite","your favorite beauty product","your favorite fast food restaurant","your favorite ice cream flavour","your favorite type of chocolate candy","your favorite type of fruit candy","your favorite flavor of 7/11 slurpee","your favorite flavor of Sour Patch Kids","your favorite flavor of Starburst", "your favorite food to order at Olive Garden","your favorite pasta dish","your favorite type of cookie","your favorite fast food french fry","your favorite cereal","your favorite breakfast","your favorite type of pizza","your favorite pizza joint","your favorite fruit","your favorite vegetable","your favorite dessert","your comfort food","your favorite type of cake","your favorite dark soda","your favorite light soda","your favorite wine","your favorite vodka","your favorite beer","your favorite coffee drink","your favorite nostalgic movie","your favorite cartoon character","your favorite tv sitcome","your favorite scary movie","your favorite funny movie", "your favorite celebrity","your favorite tv series that was cancelled too soon","your favorite tv series that wasn't cancelled soon enough","your favorite tv channel","your favorite classic film","your favorite radio station", "your favorite kids show","your favorite Beatles song","your favorite string instrument","your favorite band","your favorite genre of music","your first show or concer","your favorite style of dance","your favorite song that also embarasses you","your favorite car","your first car","your favorite fictional place","your most memorable vacation","your favorite ride at the carnival","your favorite themepark","your favorite creepy place", "your favorite cozy place","your favorite dinosaur","your favorite breed of dog","your favorite pet","your favorite season","your favorite flower","your favorite natual disaster","your favorite reptile","your favorite fish","your favorite type of pudding","your favorite type of jelly","your favorite type of bird","your favorite thing about the Universe","your favorite thing about rainy days","your favorite sea creature","your favorite thing about Summer","your favorite thing about Spring","your favorite poem","your favorite nursery rhyme","your favorite toy as a child","your favorite teacher","your favorite thing about school growing up","your favorite age as a kid","your favorite birthday present as a kid","your favorite Dr. Seuss book","your favorite Halloween costume","your favorite holiday","your favorite fairy tale","your favorite thing to do as a kid","your favorite store to shop at","your favorite mall","your favorite hair color","your favorite type of shoes","your favorite flavour of soap","your favorite piercing","your favorite brand of toilet paper","your favorite scent","your most nostalgic scent","your favorite candle scent","your favorite extracurricular activity","your favorite day of the week","your favorite year","your favorite website","your favorite content creator","your favorite baby name","your favorite thing to do when you dont' feel well","your favorite person you've never met","your favorite way to relax","avocados","lemurs","lemon muffins","old shoes","your favorite Neopet","your favorite Pokemon","the gap between generations","anime","proposing","courage","kitchen equipment","training","mixing things up","pianos","a new opportunity","community","communication","taking a free sample","guiding others to the truth","failure","money","economics","your boyfriend","your girlfriend","giving to chariy","youth","staying young forever","transhumanism","amish people","forests","staying at a hotel","your favorite poet","getting stuck in the mud","getting dirty","being a student","learning","teaching","being important","the most important thing","your uncle","your aunt","your mom","your dad","your sister","your brother","your cousin","your grandma","your grandpa","family","your favorite day of the week","mondays","tuesdays","wednesdays","thursdays","fridays","the weekend","becoming a queen","becoming a king","getting knighted", "reading the newspaper","reading a magazine","renting an apartment","being a slumlord","organizing data into charts","making pivot tables in spreadsheets","conducting the annual census","taking control","being possessed","working an office job","handing out an assignment","arriving back home","a new baby","death","rebirth","science","politics","blood rites","angry customers","Karens","cars","ads","a wedding","birdhouses","bird songs", "birds tweeting","drinking too much alcohol","not drinking enough alcohol","being a data analyst","slacking off","falling in love","being sad","being angry","being jealous","being hungry","bring passionate","bringing home the bread","playing piano","playing guitar","dying","getting old","staying young","staying alive","depression","playing tennis","putting on a front","soup","receiving criticism","balancing a checkbook", "going to the library","the smell of rain","the smell of book pages","the pain of hearthbreak","getting sick","cutting a rug","learning something new","moving to a new country","moving to the city","moving to the country", "farms","playing tag","getting hit in the head with a basketball","recording in a studio","meeting death","getting a new phone","feeling secure","feeling insecure","feeling safe","understanding the grander scheme of life","evolution","theism","contemplating the existence of gods","getting a job","getting a promotion","the failures of capitalism","bundt cake","old greg","the conservation of energy","getting a new idea","meeting a stranger","being a stranger","mixing all of the sodas at the soda fountain and it tasting like vomit","ears","earlobes","teeth","breaking a tooth","swallowing down the wrong tube","sneezing","apples","comparing apples and oranges","swimming","hiking","gaining magical powers","being in awe of the universe","developing software","working for the FBI","turning down the volume on your TV","debt","investing in someone","planting a garden","wallowing in pity","grabbing a book","reflecting on your memories","contemplating what's wrong with the world","finding the good in everyone","saving a life" )) But not just any ''$type!'' No this ''$type'' should be about (text-style:"bold","underline")[$topic.] Do you agree? <img src="https://jellyworld.neocities.org/images/neohtml/quiggle_jelly_bounce.gif" alt="woo!"> (button:)[[Yes! This is what my site needs!->yes]] (button:)[[No, can you try again?->any...]]

Hey there cyber creator! Having trouble trying to come up with something to make for your website? Don't worry, I know exactly what your site needs! <img src="https://jellyworld.neocities.org/images/neohtml/quiggle_jelly_happy.gif" alt="happy!"> (after:2s)[What?! You think I don't know what I'm doing? Take a look at this! ] (after:3s)[<img src="https://jellyworld.neocities.org/images/neohtml/quiggle_impressive.png" alt="impressive!"> ] (after:4s)[//You spy an impressive looking certificate from Jelly University.//] (after:5s)[That's right! And I also have this!] (after:6s)[<img src="https://jellyworld.neocities.org/images/neohtml/quiggle_advanced.png" alt="impressive!">] (after:7s)[//He holds out a copy of Advanced NeoHTML... he surely knows what he is doing.//] (after:9s)[So... how about it... type in your website name below and let's begin! (input-box:2bind $name,"=XX=",1) (button:)[[Submit my site->any...]]]

I knew it! See? I do know what I'm talking about! <img src="https://jellyworld.neocities.org/images/neohtml/quiggle_jelly_bounce.gif" alt="woo!"> So glad I could help you! If you want, make sure you get a heaping helping of jelly from the Giant Jelly... you can't miss it. <hr> Oh! and here's an ultra-rare-special badge for visiting me! <img src="https://jellyworld.neocities.org/images/neohtml/SUPERULTRARARE.gif" alt="SUPER ULTRA RARE WOW"> <textarea><a href="https://jellyworld.neocities.org/"><img src="https://jellyworld.neocities.org/images/neohtml/SUPERULTRARARE.gif"></a></textarea> (button:)[[Do it again!->any...]]